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TOP TEN
REASONS HARLEY RIDERS MAY NOT WAVE BACK:
10...Heard that
Willie G. said it will invalidate warranty
9.....Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm
8.....Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid
for
7.....Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might
vibrate off
6.....Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos
5.....Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay
luxury tax on new Harley
4.....Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and
realized H-D parts are partially supplied by those rice
burner manufacturers
3.....Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching
to cover their ears like everyone else
2.....Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, and
impaled his hand on spiked helmet
and the Number One
reason Harley riders don't wave back:
1.....They're
jealous that after spending $30,000, they still don't own a
BMW.
TOP TEN
REASONS GOLD WING RIDERS DON'T WAVE BACK
10...Wasn't sure
whether other rider was waving or making an obscene
gesture
9.....Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from
heated grip
8.....Has arthritis and the past 400 miles havemade it
difficult to raise arm
7.....Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded
him
6.....The espresso machine just finished
5.....Was actually asleep when other rider waved
4.....Was in a three-way conference call with stock broker
and accessories dealer
3.....Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on
dashboard
2.....Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat
height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and
satellite navigation system
and the Number One
reason Gold Wing riders don't wave back:
1.....They
couldn't see through the glare from the chromed dash
accents
TOP 10
REASONS BMW RIDERS DON'T WAVE BACK
10...New Aerostich
suit too stiff to raise arm.
9...Rider was new owner still trying to figure out how to
cancel blinker from previous turn.
8...Too sore from a 800-mile day on a stock seat.
7...In the process of changing CDs on his K1200LT.
6...He's an Iron Butt rider and you're not!
5...Cramped up from riding K1200RS for the past hour.
4...He belongs to the "other" owners' association.
3...Trying to figure out how he'll make his next
payment.
2...Has to hold on with both hands to withstand the
surging.
And the number one
reason they don't wave:
1...You're not
riding the "right kind" of BMW.
M.M.M.
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