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Where real journalism meets italicized, smart-assed comments. by Thomas Day |
State Officials Urge Motorcyclists To Seek Safety Training On Thursday at 3:30 p.m., a Jordan man died after he lost control of his Harley-Davidson and was struck by an on-coming train. Two weeks ago, a Bloomington teen died in a motorcycle crash with another vehicle in Eden Prairie. Both incidents point to a need for proper education. “Motorcycles are more difficult to operate than other vehicles. Many riders, even those with years of experience, do not know how to steer, swerve, or stop quickly in an emergency,” said State Patrol Captain, Dave Graham. A common misconception riders have is that it is best to “lay the bike down” to avoid a crash. Trained riders learn how to use their brakes to stop the bike without laying it down. “It doesn’t matter how long you’ve been riding—if you’ve never taken a safety course, you are missing some vital information that may save your life,” said Graham. Motorcycle safety training for beginners and experienced riders is available statewide April – September in Minnesota. In addition to emergency braking, students learn critical handling techniques such as steering, cornering and swerving, as well as the mental strategies used to identify problems before they lead to crashes. To learn more about motorcycle safety or find a training course, call 800-407-6677 or visit www.motorcyclesafety.state.mn.us. US Taxpayer Pays $1M in Janklow Wrongful Death Suit The Janklow family’s lawyer, Ron Meshbesher, said the Federal Tort Claims Act unfairly came into play, protecting Janklow and his insurance company from liability. The Minnesota State Attorney ruled that Janklow was on government business at the time of the crash and that means taxpayers must subsidize Janklow’s irresponsibility and he will escape personal responsibility for Scott’s death. Meshbesher said, “If this case had been in state courts, as I believe it should have been, we would have been able to recover punitive damages for outrageous conduct because he had been speeding all his life.” Janklow was convicted of second-degree manslaughter December, 2003. He served 100 days in jail, paid a fine, temporarily lost his law license, and was unable to drive during his probation period. His criminal record has been cleared. Janklow was quoted as saying, “I’m happy that part of it’s over. My mom has always said if money can fix it, it isn’t a problem. And money couldn’t fix this problem. Somebody died who never did anything wrong. And he died in a young part of his life and I understand that because I was responsible for it. From that standpoint, I’m glad they brought that part of it to closure for their own sake. But it doesn’t bring somebody back and it doesn’t fix the problem.” Of course, “fixing the problem” would require removing nut jobs like Janklow from behind the wheel. I wonder if his mother had something to say about that? Your Chance to Vent Iran Whips Squids Those fun-lovin’ Persians! I suppose our black leather S&M crowd will be trying to immigrate to Iran to be part of that action? Harley Sued for Brain Injury “He was a successful businessman. Now, he’s incapacitated and has gone through a number of brain surgeries,” comments Hawkinson’s attorney, Max Maccoby. PersonalInjuryLawyers.com reports that, “Hawkinson’s attorney has commented that the wobble problem with the Harley-Davidson is so widely known that motorcycle repair shops often openly advertise repairs for the defective models. Max Maccoby claims that it was a ‘design or manufacturing defect’ that was responsible for the crash and his client’s current condition. Virgin Mary Road Rash It looks like a chili pepper to me. Will Shatner Rides Again, Naked After crashing, remounting, and heading down the highway bleeding and in tattered parrot-head garb, he received a little ribbing from the locals. He whined, “Finally they uttered the ultimate insult, ‘Beam me up Scotty,’ so I gave them the finger.” We think the ultimate insult would be having to explore the universe with a dumbass like Shatner in command. Minnesota Contest Winner NHTSA Recalls Piaggio 2007-2008 Moto Guzzi Norge: Top Case: Locating tab on the accessory top case mounting bracket can break possibly allowing the top case to fall off the motorcycle. Triumph 2008 Rocket III Touring: Fail to comply with DOT labeling requirements for tire inflation pressure. Yamaha 2006-2007 CP250, 2005-2007 YP400: Water enters the harness and corrodes the wires for the fuel pump coupler causing engine stall. Vectrix 2007 Scooter: Battery cables come loose at the battery terminal within the battery packs causing short circuit and electrical fire. M.M.M. |
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*This article was originally published in the June 2008 issue.